The Head That Saves Me Money
I owe a lot to my head. Over its lifetime it has saved me a bundle. At least, equivalent to two European vacations and still counting!
It saves me money in two ways. First, the cost of maintaining its external appearance. That is close to zero. Let me explain.
Till the age of about 18, like any other regular guy, I used to use hair care products like shampoo, hairoil or Brylcream (a brand that was available in India in my days that made the hair shiny and glossy and held the hair in place much like hairsprays). I also used to see the barber at least once every month to get a haircut. All these things, of course, cost money. Then I started losing hair and started saving more money, because of reason number two explained in the next paragraph. When I was about 25, I became completely bald and my head looked the way as it looks now at age 67 (please see my profile picture)! The cost of hair care products became zero (or close to it) as I had no hair. Well, I still had to see the barber (they charge much less in India for a haircut -- in my time it was just pennies -- now I guess it would be about a dollar) once a month to trim the little hair that I have on the sides of my head and on the back of my neck, and may be I shampooed twice a month. So normal hair maintenance cost came down to about zero when I was about 25 years old! Thank you, God! By the way, I forgot to mention, for the last 30 years or so, ever since I came to America, I do NOT see a barber anymore to trim the sides of my head. I do it myself with an electric trimmer I bought from K-Mart on sale for $19.99. 30 years ago, in my hometown in America, the cheapest barber charged $10 for a haircut (no discount for baldies) plus at least $2 tips brought the total cost to $12 for a haircut. So the cost of my trimmer was realized in less than two months since the time I became a do-it-yourselfer in the hair trimming department. I don't even know how much the barbers charge these days for a man's haircut, but I do know that over the years I have saved a lot of money on haircuts.
Now, reason #2 or the second way my head saves me a bundle. The head is the place inside which resides intelligence -- even dumbs know that, right? When I first started losing hair before age 20, many people suggested I "do something" about it. Remember, it was early 1960's. Rogaine was not discovered then. Hair grafting, hair transplant, men's hair club etc. did not exist anywhere. I remember, there was a Dr. Digo who used to advertise regularly in Calcutta daily newspapers as the expert "hair doctor" with 29 years experience in England and Europe who could treat pre-mature baldness successfully. Of course, he charged a great deal for consultation. He would have his patients return every two weeks for follow-up, he would go over the patient's bald head with a huge lighted, magnifying glass and declare he could see very delicate baby hairs germinating on the scalp. "Keep using the lotion and see me in two weeks" was always his verdict (and, of course, one had to buy the lotion from him at a premium price)! One of my collegemates, Pinaki Nath Pal (not his real name), spent hundreds of rupees on Dr. Digo trying to stop pre-mature balding. (Our college tution fee was Rs.17, and total expenses for board and lodging in the college dorm, tution, laundry, pocket money etc. all inclusive was approximately Rs.100 per month at that time!) Do you think he got any results? Certainly not. I was smart from my childhood days. I knew nobody could help me for my hereditary baldness. So I did not do anything to prevent full baldness and SAVED MY MONEY.
Hair deserted my head, but not intelligence. I never fall for the ever-increasing scams and money ripping baits that surround us everyday. The other day, I went grocery shopping in our local supermarket. I usually buy two donuts at a time. I saw a woman in front of me filling a large plastic bag with donuts. When she finished, I said, "That's a lot of donuts. You must have a large family." She replied, "Just stocking up. They are on sale today." I looked at the sign over the case of donuts. It said, "SALE. 3 for $2". Regular price of a donut is 69 cents. My mental calculation said the saving on 3 donuts is 7 cents or about 2 cents per donut! So I bought what I usually buy -- just 2 donuts. Then I went to the health food aisle to pick up my usual Kashi "Go Lean" cereal. The regular price for that is $3.69 per box. It was on sale that day -- 2 for $5. I immediately grabbed 6 boxes. With a saving of $1.69 per box, it was worth stocking up especially when I eat that every morning.
So my head continues to save me money, and it has been doing that at least for the last 40-45 years. Thank you, head. I am really grateful to you. May be you have saved me enough money again so that I can take another trip to India soon. I better start making plans.
Shoban Sen
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