June 3, 2010
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Letter from the other side
Contrary to what you think, “life” in this side is much better. Don’t eat right and exercise to prolong your stay on that side. You don’t know what you are missing. Eat, drink, and be merry. And then come to this side quickly. You’ll see the difference. If necessary, drink heavily and then drive. That way you’ll increase your chances of coming to this side much quicker!
Hey, poor earthlings, join me in celebrating “life” on this side. The grass is really greener here. It is sooo serene on this side. The peace is eternal. We eat only ‘Amrit’, drink only nectar, and smoke only grass (no Surgeon General’s warning on the pack). There is no noise here – only soft, soothing music in the background. The water in the rivers is so clean that you could have seen your reflection in it like a mirror, if you had a body! Since we do not have a body, nobody here is overweight or obese. We do not have any diseases here. We never get sick. No swine-flu, no heart disease, no cancer. Where will the illness reside? There is no “body”. Hence no doctor, no hospital, no death! We live for ever. In eternal peace.
If you don’t believe me, I’ll wring your neck tonight. Afterall, you have a neck!
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