May 15, 2008
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The following is a borderline adult joke. Should I do a rating? Let’s say it is for people 12 years and above.
This joke was told to me many years ago by my then boss, Charlie Davidson. I am mentioning his name just in case he sues me for copyright violation!
The young man wakes up in the hospital’s recovery room after a surgery.
The surgeon who operated on the man comes to see the patient and the following conversation takes place:
Doctor: Hi, how are you feeling?
Patient: Ouch … OK I guess … still very sleepy.
Doctor: I have good news and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?
Patient: The bad news.
Doctor: I am sorry; but I had to remove both your balls. It sure looked like cancer.
Patient: And the good news?
Doctor: I just received the lab report. The biopsy said the growths were completely benign. No cancer.
Good night and goodbye everybody.

Comments (1)
I have to admit, I love adult jokes!