May 15, 2008

  •  Good News, Bad News

    The following is a borderline adult joke. Should I do a rating? Let’s say it is for people 12 years and above.

     

    This joke was told to me many years ago by my then boss, Charlie Davidson. I am mentioning his name just in case he sues me for copyright violation!

     

    The young man wakes up in the hospital’s recovery room after a surgery.

     

    The surgeon who operated on the man comes to see the patient and the following conversation takes place:

     

    Doctor:  Hi, how are you feeling?

    Patient:  Ouch … OK I guess … still very sleepy.

    Doctor:  I have good news and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?

    Patient:  The bad news.

    Doctor:  I am sorry; but I had to remove both your balls. It sure looked like cancer.

    Patient:  And the good news?

    Doctor:  I just received the lab report. The biopsy said the growths were completely benign. No cancer.

     

    Good night and goodbye everybody.

     

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